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AssBreaker's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 284 (From
68 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,670 Points
60 Second Life
all you need is love
Unlocked 11/13/10
10 Points get at least 1400 love points
10 Points get at least 1400 love points
fondly remembered
10 Points
get at least 1400 social life points
person of many talents
10 Points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
serious business
10 Points
get at least 1400 career points
life on the fast lane
25 Points
get at least 14 combos
obsession
25 Points
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/95 points)
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
50 Points
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Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 5/4/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)
A blobs tale 2
First Death
Unlocked 3/30/10
5 Points Life after death
5 Points Life after death
Can't get enough!
50 Points
Replay the game.
I don't need lives!
100 Points
Finish the game without dying.
Kill the Main Boss
100 Points
Defeat the final boss.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 7/21/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
5 Points
Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/450 points)
Bieber Metamorph
bieber fact
Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points see the first video unlocked
5 Points see the first video unlocked
first touch
Unlocked 4/9/11
5 Points get the first fans
5 Points get the first fans
first weapon
10 Points
get the first random finisher
big bomb
25 Points
upgrade your bomb size to the max
milf
25 Points
get a shrinked lady to your van
strong bieber
25 Points
max bieber health
bomberman
50 Points
use shrink bomb on 5 peoples simultaneously
locomotive
50 Points
get at least 8 fans to your van
mass killing
50 Points
kill at least 8 people in one day
master of speed
50 Points
upgrade bieber speed to the max
outlaw
50 Points
kill at least 4 police in one day
public terrorist
50 Points
attach at least 3 bomb finisher in one day
quick screwer
100 Points
end the game in less than 40 days
you are my idol
100 Points
end the game
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/695 points)
Blob's Adventure
Tricked Traps Level 1
5 Points
Trick all the traps in level 1.
Tricked Traps Level 13
5 Points
Trick all the traps in level 13.
Tricked Traps Level 3
5 Points
Trick all the traps in level 3.
Tricked Traps Level 4
5 Points
Trick all the traps in level 4.
Broke The Engine
10 Points
Find the secret room and break the engine!
Tricked Traps Level 2
10 Points
Trick all the traps in level 2.
Tricked Traps Level 5
Unlocked 4/19/11
10 Points Trick all the traps in level 5.
10 Points Trick all the traps in level 5.
Tricked Traps Level 9
10 Points
Trick all the traps in level 9.
Tricked Traps Level 8
25 Points
Trick all the traps in level 8. There are 2 traps.
Conglaturation
50 Points
Beat the game.
Masochist
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/235 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/9/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
Unlocked 9/13/09
50 Points Escape the cave.
50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)
Cloud Control
Stratus
Unlocked 8/31/10
10 Points Solve 5 puzzles.
10 Points Solve 5 puzzles.
Altocumulus
25 Points
Solve 10 puzzles.
Cirrus
50 Points
Reach the ending.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)